End of an Era

Yes, I've finally replaced my controversial voicemail message with one far more banal and unremarkable. As fun as it was, I ultimately decided that professional considerations must prevail. Also, it was just time. It was no longer fresh or original, and it certainly did nothing to stem the onslaught of unwanted calls I'm subjected to on a daily basis. Anyway, if you're interested in hearing it again for old times' sake (or whatever) it has been preserved for posterity here.